Greetings and Salutations Fellow English Major Rockstars,
As we kick back and wonder about this strange summer-winter weather that seems to defy all logic,we here at the English Majors’ Counseling Office would like to officially bid you all the fondest of farewells and happiest end to the Spring semester (finals and all) for what has been another high octane ride. We hope that you’ve all enjoyed the plenteous offerings that Spring 2013 has afforded us, are all caught up on the third season of A Game of Thrones, finished those choice books, and are anxiously anticipating the sixth season of True Blood. But seriously folks, it’s time to pull on those hand-stitched bell bottoms and dive head first (or feet first, which ever floats your gnarly boats) into all of the fantastic articles written for the final blog post of this semester.
Before you read this week’s selection of awesomeness, a few announcements:
1. The Junction Function will be he;d this Thursday (May 16th) from 6:30-9:30 in the State Lounge, SUBO. All are welcomed. Fancy dress optional.
2. We’d like you all to give us a hand in bidding a fond farewell to our veteran interns Kate, Joey, Thomas, Keith, and Sarah-Meira as they leave for pastures anew—- so stop by the office (3416B) to spread the lurve.
3. Finally, we’d like to extend our warmest congratulations to the numerous winners during the English Majors’ Tea Party.
And before we sign off, a few words of wisdom: balance out your extraneous amounts of coffee with fruit, never take candy from strangers,watch videos of fennec foxes playing, and as always, stay golden.
The English Majors’ Counseling Office.